A - P - P - L - E

i had pineapple juice at dinner so when i saw a friendster bulletin with the subject line  P - I - N - E - A - P - P - L - E, i clicked.  waaaah!!!  another one of those chain bulletins!!!  ugh!!!

the message:  YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU WILL BE SINGLE UNTIL YOU ARE 45! NO JOKE!

aaargh!!!  ' am a sucker for lovelife-threatening lines so here goes:

A - P - P - L - E
You like SOMEONE who also likes you,
BUT you two aren't together
 
B - A - N - A - N - A
you're TAKEN but CONFUSED

B - L - U - E - B - E - R - R - Y
CONFUSED

C - H - E - R - R - Y
you like someone A LOT
but don't know how they feel about you

C - O - C - O - N - U - T
you're SINGLE
all YOU want to do IS LIVE LIFE and HAVE FUN!!

D - A - L - A - N - D - A - N
YOU Like someone who doesn't like you in return
 
G - R - A - P - E
you're SINGLE and proud of it

G - U - A - V - A
sweet and salty

L - E - M - O - N
you're about to GIVE UP

L - I - M - E
you don't care anymore

O - R - A - N - G - E
FLIRTY and HAPPY with the way you are RIGHT NOW.
You're just LOOKING to have a good time.
BUT wouldn't MIND HAVING SOMEONE TO LOVE in your life.

P - I - N - E - A - P - P - L - E
YOU are taking LIFE as it comes
 
S - T - R - A - W - B - E - R - R - Y
you're in a relationship and you love the guy / girl so much
that you never want to lose them no matter what.
you'll do anything for them. you love them SO MUCH!!!

T - O - M - A - T - O
you are TAKEN
 
W - A - T - E - R - M - E - L - O - N
you were left at birth then taken in by elves
and NOW you're FIGHTING crime WITH a CANDY CANE.
 
 
SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU TONIGHT AT 11.11 - 12.12

i don't quite understand the last line.  what's 11.11 - 12.12 ?  between 11:11 pm to 12:12 am?  whatever... ' am an  A - P - P - L - E  hoping to become a  S - T - R - A - W - B - E - R - R - Y...