dying to see you

on the phone with a hale and hearty guy...

me:  'i'm not going to see you again...  never ever...  well, unless it's accidental...'

caller:  'you have to see me before i die...'

me:  'you can't predict your death...  don't tell me you'll call me when you're dead...'

caller:  'what if it's before?'

me:  'what?  you're dying and you'll call me?  you have more important things to do than call me when you die...'

caller:  'what if it's six months before?'

me:  'what do you mean?'

caller:  'for example, i'm dying in six months and now is the six months before and i'll ask you to see me...'

ugh...  the morbid things guys come up with just to see you...  : }