take it slow

friend:  'when will i introduce you to my mother?'

me:  'huh?!  i don't want!'

friend:  'you don't want to meet my mother?'

me:  'no...'

friend:  'why not?'

me:  'why should we meet?'

friend:  'you just talk...'

me:  'about what?'

friend:  'anything...'

me:  'what for?'

friend:  'bonding...'

me:  'and why should we bond?'

friend just chuckles...

me:  'you know, you're just like <toot>...  we were at <place> and suddenly he was talking house and a baby...  we just went out!  how come there's suddenly a house?!'

not too fast...  : }