personal banker

friend requesting me to buy something online on his behalf...  computing the costs...

me:  'you still have change with me...  so we'll deduct that...'

friend chuckles:  'it's ok...  i'll make you my bank...'

me:  'bank?  i don't pay interest...'

friend:  'it's ok...'

me:  'well, your change is actually below maintaining balance for a bank...  you're even supposed to be charged penalties, hehe...'

friend:  'no penalty...  there's no interest anyway...'

me:  'banks charge penalty when you fall below maintaining balance even when you don't earn interest...'

friend:  'you don't require maintaining balance...'

me:  'hehe...  i'm cheap, huh!'

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