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picked up a doc this afternoon...

me:  'sir, where's the GMO building?'

guard:  'MGO building, ma'am...  there, the one with red lines...'

me:  'aw, sorry...  thank you...'

i had in mind genetically-modified...  : }

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inside the building...

me:  'miss, where do you claim stock certificates?'

receptionist:  '2nd floor, ma'am...  that way...  through the red door...'

me:  'the fire exit?!'

the fire exit indeed!  : }