sports

dad to sporty niece:  'i heard you're doing basketball practice...'

niece:  'yes...'

dad:  'don't!  not basketball...  shift to volleyball...'

me:  'what's the difference?'

dad:  'basketball, you're close together...  volleyball, you're far apart...'

me:  'and so?'

dad:  'it's riskier when you're close...'

me:  'you get close, too, in volleyball...'

dad:  'but volleyball is safer...  basketball, there's bumping, there's hitting...'

huh?!  isn't that boxing?

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