tell me your name

getting stickers for my parents, my brother and my sister.

i submitted their one-page forms to the processor.

the processor went:  'bear with me, i'm going to ask you repeatedly.'

me:  'ok...'

processor:  'are you their representative?'

me:  'yes...'

processor:  'what's your name?'

me:  'cynthia [middle name] [last name]...'

processor:  'how are you related to [dad's name]?'

me:  'he's my father...'

ok.  she wrote five lines on the sticker:

- 3-digit branch code
- date
- two amounts
- her signature

then she proceeded to my brother's form...

processor:  'you're the representative?'

me:  'yes...'

processor:  'what's your name?'

me:  'cynthia [middle name] [last name]...'

processor:  'how are you related to [brother's name]?'

me:  'he's my brother...'

ok.  again she wrote five lines on the sticker.

then on to my sister's form.

processor:  'you're the representative?'

me:  'yes...'

processor:  'what's your name?'

me:  'cynthia [middle name] [last name]...'

processor:  'how are you related to [sister's name]?'

me:  'she's my sister...'

ok.  again, five lines on the sticker.

transactions D, O, N, E.

whew!

talk about the spirit and letter of an order.
talk about efficiency.
talk about logic.
talk about common sense.
talk about technicalities.
talk about quick name changes...  ; p