more than meets the eye

going back and forth from the bed to the balcony...

me to sister:  'you know why i keep on going out?'

sister:  'you're breaking wind?'

me:  'whaaattt???!!!  no!  i put the pocket wifi in the balcony and i'm repositioning it to get a better signal!'

sister:  'oh...  all the while i thought you were expelling air...  you keep on going in and out and there's nothing at all in your hands...'

oh.  my.  goodness.

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