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mom's ironing lady:  'where are you going for valentine's?'

me:  'i don't go out on the 14th...'

ironing lady:  'well, yeah...  traffic is terrible...'

me:  'you know the joke about valentine?'

ironing lady:  'what joke?'

me:  'the 14th is for the wives...  the 13th and 15th are for the mistresses...'

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