news-related

all the flash drives i've been getting hold of lately have these sex videos which were in the headlines recently.

last week at my parents' place, my niece came in sporting a short bob.  i went, "hey, new hair..."

she replies, "si katrina ako, tita..."

ooops...

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my batchmates and i were at a videoke three sundays ago.  they were going over the song list and came upon careless whisper.  they struck an agreement that the guys would sing the song if the girls danced to it.  they asked me if it was ok with me.  i said ok.

so i set up the camera and the song was played.  i went first, as in, i danced first.  and guess what, no one wanted to follow.  huh?!  that is unfair!!!  i wasn't even part of the original agreement!  i pleaded with (forced? haha) the other girls to make good their word, i.e., dance as well.  i was going to erase the video if i'd be the only one dancing there. 

so there we were, in the spirit of good, clean, somewhat naughty fun, attempting to dance a la katrina while the guys attempted to sing a la hayden.  both attempts failed miserably, hahaha  (btw, we were all fully-clothed, ok)

later i was on the phone with someone.  we were talking about good singing voices, etc.  i mentioned to him that this batchmate i've heard sing several times before and in those instances, he was very decently able to carry a tune.  i don't understand why at the last videoke, his timing was awful and he was painfully off-key.

the guy's retort:  "sayawan mo ba naman, masisintunado nga 'yon!"

huh?!  hahaha!

purely eye-candy

there's someone i've literally just been seeing not really from afar for quite awhile now.  then last night, for the first time, we spoke.  oooops... turn-off  : }

looks can only get you so far.  i want someone i could not just look at but also speak with...

puzzled to amused

i received e-mail from an ex (boyfriend from years back) with the subject line, "Family photo."  my initial reaction was, "ooops... why would he send me his family's photo???"

i clicked and there was a slideshow.  the first slide started with, "On the left is my wife, in the middle is my mother-in-law, beside her is my sister and on the right is my sister-in-law."

hmmm... so i will see the wife... ok.

click.  another paragraph.

another click.  another paragraph.

two more clicks, two more paragraphs.

with each click, the possibility that it was his family's photo was getting more and more remote.

finally, the second slide  ->  the picture, the punchline.  hahaha.  boy, did it make me laugh.  let me know if you want a copy and i'll forward the mail  : )

old news

i saw a billboard along edsa showing a very pregnant dawn zulueta.

i told my officemate, "buntis pala si dawn?"

she looks at me funny then goes, "nanganak na!"

ooops... nine months and i didn't even know... ' am so out of touch  : }

seeing through

i was on the phone with my dear friend last night.  she said she saw the pics i sent and was telling me i was so sexy there.

i go, 'huh?!  which ones?'

she describes some pics.

me:  'how could that be?  i was wearing a sweater there.'

she pauses awhile then goes, 'yeah... but you were sexy inside...'

oooops... hahaha

regardless of the coverups you pile on the outside, those who know you will still know what's inside...