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posting an ad on behalf of a friend...  now the website has a 100-character minimum per ad...

uh-oh...  i don't know anything about the item...  : }

i call my friend...  she doesn't know anything either...

hmmm...  hmmm... hmmm...

well, what i did was copy even the item's name in foreign languages printed on the box...

hah!  successful posting...  yea!!!  ; )

in my dreams

some nights back, my sister told me that if you dream about someone that means that person is thinking of you.

i told her maybe it's the other way around, you are thinking of that person.

she mentioned she did dream about this someone who has passed away.

i right away went, 'see!  that person could not be thinking about you, right?'

well, last night i dreamt about someone as far as i know i haven't been thinking about at all.  hmmm...  so maybe my sister was right after all?  (nyahaha...  conceited!)

but what if you dream about the dead?  they're thinking of you, too?!  uh-oh!

maybe if you dream of someone you're thinking of that person, if not consciously then deep in your subconscious.  hmmm...  so i'm thinking of this someone subconsciously?!  ooops...  why should i???

whatever...

bum stomach next ; )

i have a bad throat...

sister calls me from downstairs:  'mom says you take this oregano...'

me:  'ok...'

after a while, she calls out again...

me:  'yup!'

sister:  'mom says drink the oregano!'

me:  'ok...'

this happened a couple more times and after an hour (ooops...  hehe) i finally went downstairs and drank the oregano...

sister upon seeing me:  'drink the pineapple juice...'

me:  'i thought you said oregano...'

sister:  'mom wants you to drink the oregano...  i want you to drink the pineapple juice...'

me:  'so which is it?  i've taken the oregano...'

sister:  'you drink both...'

huh?!  talk about overkill...  ; p

jumping the queue

at the city hall earlier, a staff comes out and asks the two ladies beside me:  'you're senior citizens, ma'am?'

ladies:  'no...'

staff:  'you look like senior citizens...  you may come in...'

nyahaha...  it pays to look old...  ; p

internal cleaning

brother gets grapes from the table...

sister:  'awww...  that hasn't been rinsed yet!  wash it first!!!'

brother:  'it's already in my mouth...'

me:  'just gargle...'

; )