next best thing

sister preparing salad...  saw her opening a can of tuna...

me:  'that's an easy-open flip-top can...  why are you using a can opener?'

sister:  'i couldn't pull the tab so i got a can opener...'

me:  'lemme help...'

so i opened cans with my bare hands in quick succession...

sister:  'you've finished three and i have yet to open this?!'

well, i've opened all four and she still was struggling with her first can...

we all have our kitchen skills...  i do not cook but i can open easy-open flip-top cans...  ;"p

sleep

cousin tells me her dermatologist told her to make it a point to sleep on the same day she woke up.

hmmm...  ok...  i'm therefore moving my bedtime from midnight to 11:59 p.m.

every second counts...  ; )

dance of joy

it used to be when i'm happy i'd simply exclaim, 'i'm sooo happy!' : D

now i'd go, 'wow! fantastic, baby!'

and then i'd start dancing... ;"p

oh, aldub, what have you done???

apple of my eye

transferring my sister's phone pics...

me:  'wow!  so many atis!' [sugar-apple]

sister:  'that's just one atis...'

me:  'this is just one atis?!'

sister:  'yes...'

me:  'wow!  you took so many pics of the atis!'
[my sister alright, ahahaha...  i can walk into the next room and take a hundred pics...  :"D]

the single atis had 45 pics...  i deleted 15 that were practically identical with the others...  30 pics still remained...

model atis...  picture picture...  ; )

not now

me to sister-in-law:  'do you eat dairy queen, mamu?'

sister-in-law:  'oh, yes...  i like dairy queen...'

me:  'i bought a lot...  i'll give you...  '

sister-in-law:  'now?'

me:  'later...  i'll just finish this...  i'll bring to your house...'

after finishing what i was doing, i knocked at their door and handed her a voucher...

me:  'that's valid today until december 31...'

sister-in-law chuckles:  'i thought you were gonna give me food i can eat now...'

me:  'oh!  haha...  sorry...  you'll have to redeem that yourself...'

♫ ♬  just a piece of paper  ♩ ♪

;")