eat all you can

i ordered

-  brioche burger buns (my fave ❤️)
-  mozzarella honey garlic butter loaf
and
- ultimate cheesy pork floss.

upon delivery, i checked the expiration.  what the...  they ALL have "Display Until" tomorrow! 😲

waaahhh!  i want my bread fresher 😢

bread marathon??? 🍞🍞🍞

1, 2, 3... go! 🏃‍♀️

uhm, unlike before, this time the buns didn't have the enticing aroma of fresh bread 😞

switch

i ordered a fried chicken meal through a food delivery app...  the header says "Comes with rice."

you choose how many pieces, "1 Pc" or "2 Pcs."  i ticked the first.

then there's a "Choice of Upgrade" with "Fries" as the only option.  i ticked it.

when my order arrived, it was just chicken and french fries 🍗🍟.  no rice. 😮

wahahaha 🤣
i was thinking fries is an add-on!
so that's why their term was 'upgrade.'

ok.  i'll know better next time. 🍗🍚

🤭

foremost

a friend sent me a pic showing a cat and his hand...

me:  'what's this?  fat fingers?'

[his ring was squeezing his finger! ✌️]

he replied he was showing me his new rescue and he included his hand just for scale.

oh!

wahahaha 🤣

sorry 🤭

in a sea of things, my friends will definitely get my attention. 👀

at-home

on voice call with a friend...  after a while he goes:  'let's switch to videocall.  are you decent now?'

huh?!

ahahahahaha...

my clothes are ok when i go out...  at home, however, it's a different ball game altogether...  my house wear is often not for public consumption...  too sheer, too short, unmatched, incomplete, plunging, holey, torn 🤦‍♀️🤭🤣

comfy...  homey...  uhm, indecent 😳

always welcome

i texted my mom, my sister and my niece asking whether they'd like to try the choc i ordered.  it's a local bean-to-bar chocolate that has won international awards.

all three said no! 😲
my mom just had fruits.
my sister is full.
my niece is passing on sweets.

hmmm...  i could not imagine myself declining chocolates...  well, unless they have raisins...  i don't like raisins...

i would say
and, at some point, i did keep on saying
(though no one bothered to listen...
uhm, thank you?
hahaha)
something preemptive like
stop-giving-me-chocs-because-i'm-cutting-down-on-sweets
but if the bar is already there, as in, it has been purchased, then i'd just go for it.

no matter what i've eaten, even if i'm full, there's always room for chocs 🍫😋 ❤️