extra careful

friend administering the doctor's prescription to her baby in my arms late night...  as she squeezed the medicine dropper, the baby drooled...

me:  'did she spit out the medicine with that drool?'

mom:  'probably...  should i give her another drop?'

me:  'oh...  dunno...  maybe not...  she might overdose...  we don't have a doctor here...'

some risks you don't take...

guessing game

me:  'i have a big choc but it's melted...'

sister1:  'where did it come from?'

me:  'the states...'

sister1:  'who is it from?'

me:  'i refuse to answer by reason of insanity...'
(nyahaha...  crazy!)

sister1:  'i know it's from <toot1>...'

me:  'well, i'm telling you no...'

sister2:  'it's from <toot2>!'

me:  'i don't want to say yes or no anymore...  i'm not entertaining any guesses...'

it's actually not from <toot2>...  but if i say that they'd give a third name and so on and so forth...

you have to stop before you are found out...  ; p

you need me

i hitched someone...  now i have yet to change my seat covers so they're all just lumped together on the bare backseat of my car...  said my passenger who i asked to sit at the back because the front seat has my stuff, 'we do upholstery...'

ooops...  it's just like giving your sweetest yellow-teeth smile to a dentist...  : }

it's me

showed my sister our annual family christmas card i just finished making...

me, pointing to our sister's pic:  'is she ok there?'

sister:  'she's ok...  you're the one ugly...  change your pic...'

nyahaha...  toinks!!!

food-eater

sister calls me from downstairs...

me:  'yup!'

sister:  'try this...'

me:  'what's that?'

sister:  'chicken spread...'

me:  'i'm doing something...'

sister:  'just have a quick taste...  i'd like to know whether it's already ok...'

me:  'wait...'

i rush down and try a teaspoon...

me:  'hey, it's good!  just right...  i'll have another one...'

sister:  'ok...'

i get another teaspoon and have some more...

me:  'yum!  one more...'

sister:  'sure...'

i pull out a third teaspoon, get a heaping scoop and eat again...  i wash the three teaspoons...  while washing i go, 'one last...'

i get a fourth teaspoon and have another heaping scoop...

; )