projection

i drop by my best friend's place...

friend to housemate:  'ate, please give her ice cream...'

me:  'no, thanks...  ate, don't bother...'

friend:  'no...  give her...'

me:  'i don't want...  thanks...'

friend:  'just have some...'

me:  'no...'

housemate scoops ice cream...

me:  'noooo...  i don't wanna eat...'

friend:  'just a bit...'

me:  'i'm full...'

friend:  'me, ate, please give me some...'

me:  'oh...  so you're the one who likes ice cream!'

\m/

good enough

sister 1 offering me a pair of pants...

sister 2:  'that looks like sleepwear...'

me:  'it's ok...  i wear real sleepwear going out, remember?'

; p

walk, baby, walk

we see a stroller at the mall...

me:  'guess how much that is...'

friend:  'hmmm...  P5,000?'

me:  'P5,000?!  baby's ordinary stroller was already P8,000...'

friend:  'so how much?'

me:  'such stroller costs P49,990+...  ten times more than P5,000...'

\m/

you tell me

i call my friend's house...

me:  'could you please check the number <friend> wrote on the cake box and dictate to me...'

housemate:  '0917...'

me:  '0917...'

housemate:  '495...'

me:  '495...'

housemate:  'is that 5 or zero?'

me:  'you check...'

housemate:  '' looks like zero...'

me:  'ok...  zero...'

housemate:  'or maybe 5...'

me:  'look closely...'

housemate:  'zero?'

me:  'you check...'

housemate:  'what is this, 5 or zero?'

me:  'are you thinking aloud or asking me?  i really wouldn't know...  i'm so far...'

; )

punch line

i call a friend...

me:  '♩ ♪  happy birthday to you...  ♫ ♬'

friend:  'you're out of tune...'

ahahaha...  toinks!!!  ; p