waiter: 'what sides do you want, ma'am? onion rings, fries or fruits?'
me to friend: 'you choose...'
friend: 'what do you want?'
me: 'they don't have what i want so just be the one to choose...'
friend: 'you want fries, right?'
me: 'choose what you want...'
friend: 'you don't like fruits?'
me: 'get what you want...'
friend: 'onion rings?'
me: 'up to you...'
friend: 'what do you want?'
me: 'gggaaaahhhhh!!! i told you to be the one to choose, stop asking me!!!'
friend to server: 'oh! she's angry already... okay, okay, onion rings...'
\m/
mine
my sister made sandwiches in the sandwich maker...
me: 'wow, they smell so good! ugh! i'll get fat again! i've eaten rice and then i'll have bread...'
i suddenly chuckled at what i said... she made the sandwiches for herself... why am i including myself in the equation?
;")
me: 'wow, they smell so good! ugh! i'll get fat again! i've eaten rice and then i'll have bread...'
i suddenly chuckled at what i said... she made the sandwiches for herself... why am i including myself in the equation?
;")
what a question
sister: 'there are so many big christmas decors at our office... life-size... the santas, they're bigger than me!'
me: 'aw, you should have told me earlier... i could have dropped by...'
sister: 'you drop by tomorrow...'
me: 'i won't be in the area tomorrow...'
sister: 'some other day...'
me: 'i dunno yet when i'll be in the vicinity... you knew i was there... you should have told me...'
sister: 'you didn't ask...'
me: 'huh?! who on earth goes around asking whether there are life-size decors in one's office???'
\m/
me: 'aw, you should have told me earlier... i could have dropped by...'
sister: 'you drop by tomorrow...'
me: 'i won't be in the area tomorrow...'
sister: 'some other day...'
me: 'i dunno yet when i'll be in the vicinity... you knew i was there... you should have told me...'
sister: 'you didn't ask...'
me: 'huh?! who on earth goes around asking whether there are life-size decors in one's office???'
\m/
overreaction
me to guard: 'did a senior pass here?'
guard: 'male or female?'
me: 'female... here she is...'
i show him a pic of my mom on my phone...
guard to guy: 'check the CCTV...'
guy to me: 'what did she do to you, ma'am?'
me: 'huh?! no need for the CCTV... she's my mom... she didn't do anything... i dropped her off in front before parking and now i don't know which entrance she used so i'm asking...'
boy, that building is secure! ; )
guard: 'male or female?'
me: 'female... here she is...'
i show him a pic of my mom on my phone...
guard to guy: 'check the CCTV...'
guy to me: 'what did she do to you, ma'am?'
me: 'huh?! no need for the CCTV... she's my mom... she didn't do anything... i dropped her off in front before parking and now i don't know which entrance she used so i'm asking...'
boy, that building is secure! ; )
polka dots
attending a themed party...
mom tries on a new top and calls me: 'is this ok for the polka dot party?'
me: 'those are not circles, mom...'
mom points to tiny dots here and there in the blouse's general design: 'these are dots, right?'
me: 'that's stretching!'
mom pulls at her top: 'stretching?'
me: 'you're stretching the definition of polka dots...'
; p
mom tries on a new top and calls me: 'is this ok for the polka dot party?'
me: 'those are not circles, mom...'
mom points to tiny dots here and there in the blouse's general design: 'these are dots, right?'
me: 'that's stretching!'
mom pulls at her top: 'stretching?'
me: 'you're stretching the definition of polka dots...'
; p
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