priority

me:  'take a pic of the carbonara once you cook it...  i wanna see...'

friend:  'i'll try the pesto first.'

me:  'you said you have eggs.  you don't have basil yet.  try the carbonara first.'

friend:  'of course i'll cook first what i like.'

hahaha...  ok...

go for what you love, not for what's available 😍

try harder

talking to a friend...  suddenly he stuttered...

friend:  'it's an o... o...  o...  off...  offshoot of my being goodlooking...'

me:  'hahaha...  it couldn't come out of your mouth!'

🤣

good luck

we say hereabouts, when you drop a utensil, a guest will arrive.

if it's a fork, male.
if it's a spoon, female.
a teaspoon, girl.
a salad fork, boy.

well, today my small spoon fell to the floor. 

first, i didn't know what my spoon was called.  i just googled what a spoon smaller than a teaspoon is and learned it's a coffee spoon.  haha...  i don't drink coffee but i do use these spoons for all sorts of things, even for eating.

second, does that mean a dwarf visited me today? 🧝

🤔😊🤗

let it pass

friend:  'did you receive my message earlier?'

me:  'yes.'

<silence.>

friend:  'an angel passed.'

(we say that hereabouts when there's a sudden lull in a conversation.)

me:  'i thought you were gonna chide me for not replying.'

friend:  'i thought you were going to explain why you did not respond.'

haha...  no need  ->  for either. 😉

phone calling

for the second time in two weeks, i randomly looked at my phone and right before my eyes the charging light turned from red to green.  i therefore unplugged it right on time.

when it happened last week, i was amused 😃

when it happened today, i thought, "they come in threes.  will it recur next week?" 🤔

if it happens again next week, i think i'll be creeped out 😨