outside the box ; )

i was in a meeting earlier.  flashed onscreen was:

due date = December 4, 2009 - Friday

one of the attendees asked:  'what does that mean?  due date equals December 4, 2009 minus Friday???'

huh?!  LOL!

in the same meeting:  'we have to consider short period (blank)...'

me:  'what is short period (blank)?'

no response.

me:  'is that the time you don't wear pants?'

yuck!  corny...  : }