saleslady offering me a P1,600 bar of soap...
me: 'aw, thanks... the organic soaps i buy cost so much cheaper...'
saleslady: 'but this is really good, ma'am...'
me: 'yeah, i've tried it... no, i didn't buy... my sister bought it for me... i won't buy such an expensive soap myself, hehe...'
saleslady: 'but this one will already last you a year, ma'am...'
me: 'one year?! how come mine lasted just weeks?! not even a month!'
saleslady: 'maybe you were soaking it?'
me: 'no... but i do take hour-long showers...'
saleslady: 'that long? even then... you're supposed to use this just for the face...'
me: 'nyeh! i used it all over... for both face and body!'
waaahhh... ignorant user... wasted resources... :"O
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