saleslady offering me a P1,600 bar of soap...
me: 'aw, thanks... the organic soaps i buy cost so much cheaper...'
saleslady: 'but this is really good, ma'am...'
me: 'yeah, i've tried it... no, i didn't buy... my sister bought it for me... i won't buy such an expensive soap myself, hehe...'
saleslady: 'but this one will already last you a year, ma'am...'
me: 'one year?! how come mine lasted just weeks?! not even a month!'
saleslady: 'maybe you were soaking it?'
me: 'no... but i do take hour-long showers...'
saleslady: 'that long? even then... you're supposed to use this just for the face...'
me: 'nyeh! i used it all over... for both face and body!'
waaahhh... ignorant user... wasted resources... :"O
love is in the air
checking out beddings... i only need a queen but the designs i liked kept on turning out to be for kings...
me: 'actually, i want a king bed, california king, but there's no more space in my room...'
: }
= = = = =
crossing over to another store, rihanna's song played in the airwaves...
'♩ ♪ in this california king bed
we're ten thousand miles apart ♫ ♬'
me to companion: 'wow! i was just telling you about california king and then we hear that song?! telepathy!'
: D
= = = = =
deciding on drinks at a food court... i saw a 'goto king' outlet...
me: 'what do they have at goto king?'
companion: 'goto!'
-> porridge / congee
me: 'not king?'
; p
= = =
three kings all in a day... does that mean valentine is just around the corner? <3 <3
me: 'actually, i want a king bed, california king, but there's no more space in my room...'
: }
= = = = =
crossing over to another store, rihanna's song played in the airwaves...
'♩ ♪ in this california king bed
we're ten thousand miles apart ♫ ♬'
me to companion: 'wow! i was just telling you about california king and then we hear that song?! telepathy!'
: D
= = = = =
deciding on drinks at a food court... i saw a 'goto king' outlet...
me: 'what do they have at goto king?'
companion: 'goto!'
-> porridge / congee
me: 'not king?'
; p
= = =
three kings all in a day... does that mean valentine is just around the corner? <3 <3
through the years
i have this denim dress that i wear A LOT... it's long and loose and comfortable and it has pockets which is perfect given that i don't like to carry a bag around...
so my phone rings and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
then the caller tells me that she just might show up where i'm going...
caller: 'maybe you'd be wearing your denim dress again...'
[ #uniform ;"p ]
me: 'haha... i dunno whether you saw the throwback pic i just posted... the one driving...'
caller: 'the 2003?'
me: 'yes! i posted that because i was just wearing the same dress and then i saw that pic and i was surprised the denim was so dark... i've forgotten it used to be dark blue! it's so light now!'
old clothes never dye... let them fade away... ; )
so my phone rings and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
then the caller tells me that she just might show up where i'm going...
caller: 'maybe you'd be wearing your denim dress again...'
[ #uniform ;"p ]
me: 'haha... i dunno whether you saw the throwback pic i just posted... the one driving...'
caller: 'the 2003?'
me: 'yes! i posted that because i was just wearing the same dress and then i saw that pic and i was surprised the denim was so dark... i've forgotten it used to be dark blue! it's so light now!'
old clothes never dye... let them fade away... ; )
a long while
i called this office... i was told the one i was looking for just went out...
me: 'awww... do you have other phones there?'
OJT: 'none, ma'am...'
me: 'there's only one phone in your office?'
OJT: 'yes, ma'am...'
me: 'in the whole ground floor, are there other phones?'
OJT: 'none, ma'am... why? have you been calling awhile?'
me: 'i've been calling for weeks... the line is always busy...'
actually, i was already wondering whether the phone was out of order or, uhm, even hung... one time i was there i noticed the phone was not properly put down after a call...
anyway, good news... just as i said i'd rather wait on the line lest i be unable to connect again, i was told the one i was calling just came in... whew...
me: 'awww... do you have other phones there?'
OJT: 'none, ma'am...'
me: 'there's only one phone in your office?'
OJT: 'yes, ma'am...'
me: 'in the whole ground floor, are there other phones?'
OJT: 'none, ma'am... why? have you been calling awhile?'
me: 'i've been calling for weeks... the line is always busy...'
actually, i was already wondering whether the phone was out of order or, uhm, even hung... one time i was there i noticed the phone was not properly put down after a call...
anyway, good news... just as i said i'd rather wait on the line lest i be unable to connect again, i was told the one i was calling just came in... whew...
be careful
the doctor gave my mom a stress ball that looked to me like a heart but i wasn't sure...
me: 'is that a heart, doc?'
doctor: 'yes...'
me: 'she has stress balls... but they're round...'
doctor to my mom: 'so you have stress balls... let me have that back...'
mom: 'you've given it to me... you're not supposed to take it back...'
me: 'that's a heart, mom... hearts can be taken back...'
you bruise it, you lose it...
me: 'is that a heart, doc?'
doctor: 'yes...'
me: 'she has stress balls... but they're round...'
doctor to my mom: 'so you have stress balls... let me have that back...'
mom: 'you've given it to me... you're not supposed to take it back...'
me: 'that's a heart, mom... hearts can be taken back...'
you bruise it, you lose it...
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