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Miss Q and A at it's showtime, september 5, 2017...

candidate pau bermudez reconciled with boyfriend she broke up with five years ago and they've been together (again) now for five months.  this triggered the following love / breakup / reconciliation quotes from the candidate and the hosts:

pau bermudez:
"hilom na kasi 'yung sugat.  at saka hindi nawala 'yung pagmamahal."
->  the wound has healed.  and the love was never gone.

anne curtis:
"parang for me, once it's over, it's over, baby."

vice ganda:
"kasi kung naghiwalay kayo, tapos nakipagbalikan ka pa, it only means one thing:  it was never over."
->  because if you break up, and then you still get back together, it only means one thing:  it was never over.

<3 </3 <3

tell me

parking close to the vehicle on my right.  guard approaches my car and directs me to move to the left.  so he waves his hand and i move and he waves again so i move again and he waves some more and i move some more until he tells me it's already ok.

i get off the car and guess what, i see that the space between my car and the vehicle to my left was now too tight for another car!  i just wasted a parking slot! ugh!

reminded me of the time a bunch of guards was giving me instructions on how to jumpstart my battery-drained car.  i decided to just hand them the key and let one of them do it himself.  guess what, they didn't know how to drive!

oh.  my.  goodness.

AF

friend and i ran into someone...

hello, hello, goodbye.

then when friend and i were already at this supermarket, she suddenly squealed:  'ayyy...  <toot> texted me!  he doesn't text me!  look what he said...'

me:  'what?'

friend reads the text message...  it was something flattering about my friend's companion...

me:  'who's your companion?'

friend:  'what the...  you, of course!  we're the ones together when i saw him...'

me:  'haha...  i don't wanna be presumptuous!  he didn't say cynthia...  he just said companion...  for all i know that refers to some other meeting...'

friend:  'this is new!  it came after we saw him...  he really loves you...  after all these years he still loves you...'

me:  'love?!  we were never a couple...  that's too much...'

friend:  'okay, he likes you...  up to now, no matter how much time has passsed, he still likes you...'

me, pointing to my slippers:  'maybe because i wear abercrombie & fitch...  you know the song?

♩ ♪  i like girls that wear abercrombie & fitch  ♫ ♬'

; )

costly

gave friend instructions on what to do while i'm away...  just four things to be done each day...

me:  'make sure you don't skip anything, ok...  if you miss even just one, it will delay us by a month...'

friend:  'yes, boss...'

me:  'haha...  boss?  well, you better complete your assignment...'

friend:  'okay!'

me:  'promise?'

friend:  'yes!  if i miss anything i'm going to treat you to llaollao...'

me:  'what's that?'

friend:  'yogurt...'

me:  'i don't like yogurt...  i prefer ice cream...'

friend:  'their yogurt's really good...'

me:  'regardless...  i don't like sour...'

friend:  'just try it...  it's good...'

me:  'wait, you might not complete your to-dos if the penalty's something you like...  hmmm...  what do i want to eat?  hmmm...  finestra!  you treat me to finestra if you skip anything...  that will cost you, nyahaha...'

friend:  'i'll complete everything!'

good...  : p

short

friend does not quite remember what his password is.

friend:  'is there a special character?'

me:  'yes...  apostrophe...'

friend:  'apostrophe?!'

me:  'yes...  the <toot>...'

friend:  'exclamation point!'

me:  'oh!  yeah!  hahaha...  sorry...'

friend laughingly scolds me:  'what the...  apostrophe...  what are you talking about?!'

me, laughing my head off:  'hahaha...  it's 1:30 [a.m.]!  cut me some slack...'

my brain's sleepy...   gmornyt...  -.-