airhead

transferring nuts from a half-empty container to a smaller one...

me to sister:  'you think it will fit here?'

sister:  'no...  that's too small...'

me:  'what if i eat the excess, will it fit?'

sister:  'of course!  if you eat the excess then there'll be no more excess!'

wahaha...  what was i thinking?!  sorry...  sometimes some questions are just not, uhm, too smart...  :"}

dreamlike

neighbor cousin watching eat bulaga's kalyeserye on a phone...

me: 'oh... so you watch aldub...'

cousin: 'yes... you?'

me: 'i watch them nightly on youtube...'

cousin: 'me, i watch them wee hours of the morning... 1 a.m... before dawn...'

me: 'oh! so this is where it's coming from! i can hear it from my bed and i was wondering whether aldub has invaded my dreams...'

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call a friend

urging a friend to go to this trick museum as he gets in free a day before, on and a day after his birthday.

he asks me to go with him.

me:  'why me?  i was just there last saturday...  bring someone else...'

friend:  'who do i bring?'

me:  'anyone!  go outside...  ask any girl you see there...'

friend:  'who?'

me:  'whoever...  or bring your niece...  she'll like it there...'

me:  'what if i bring the mother and daughter who were with me yesterday?'

me:  'ok...  but you'll have to pay for two instead of just one...'

friend:  'what if i go alone?'

me:  'you can't go alone there!  well, you can but that's not how it's supposed to be...'

friend:  'no one will take my pictures?'

me:  'yes...'

friend:  'i'll ask the guard to take my pic...'

me:  'that's not the function of guards...  how can they guard if they're taking your pic?'

friend:  'i'll ask any of those who work there to assist me...'

me:  'there are so many paintings, duh!  don't tell me you're going to have them take your pic through all those...'

friend:  'pathetic...  'don't you have a friend, sir?''

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look

so the movie 'se7en' is twenty years old.  i saw that in the theater in 1995.  i don't think i was the one who wanted to see it.  it must have been my boyfriend at that time.

anyway, i am surprised to read and see in the clip now that the supposed head in the box was not actually shown in that film.  ugh!  i looked away during that scene!  i was afraid of what i would see.

twenty years later i learn that what i thought i avoided was not even there in the first place.

next time face your fears...  they might just disappear...  \m/

threshold

told my sister that the 5-peso coin i forgot on my outdoor table was still there after a day even if there were others who've already passed that way.

sister:  'try P500 and see what will happen...'

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