8:13 a.m. i ordered ice cream from cara mia through foodpanda.
8:16 a.m. i received a call from cara mia confirming my order. and then, ta-daaan! the caller asked if it's okay if they deliver my order in the afternoon.
me: 'huh?! your delivery fee is P80 (usual is P54) and you're going to deliver in the afternoon???'
caller: 'we schedule our riders, ma'am, and they're all out.'
me: 'hmmm... if you're going to deliver in the afternoon just cancel my order.'
caller: 'we'll just try to schedule it earlier, ma'am.'
me: 'okay. thanks. but if it will be afternoon please just cancel.'
9:39 a.m. my ice cream arrived.
was i demanding or what? 🤔
new normal
friend inviting me to watch a movie... he'd be at his place; i'd be at mine. we'd be at different cities watching the same movie at the same time.
#SocialDistancing 😷😂
literal
handing my niece lab test results...
me: 'i got two copies. this one leave here. the other bring home. put it someplace where you can easily see it.'
niece: 'i'll post it on the refrigerator.'
me: 'what?!'
niece chuckles: 'everytime you open the ref you'll see it.'
how appetizing 😂
other factors
friend: 'if a guy tells you <blah-blah-blah>, would you believe him?'
me: 'it depends... i think i'll know whether someone is sincere or not...'
friend: 'no, you won't! if that were the case you would not have fallen for <toot>.'
huh?!
nyahaha...
lemme explain!!!
he was sincere.
we simply don't make a good match.
those are two different things.
help
at 7-eleven... guy not allowed to stay inside because he did not have a face shield...
(he asked whether he could just put on his helmet but the 7-eleven crew said no.)after my transaction, i passed him outside the store...
me: 'would you like me to just buy for you?'
guy: 'yes... yes... <inaudible>...'
me: 'what?'
guy: '<i heard hit>... cigarette...'
me: 'hit?'
guy: '<i heard hit>... one pack...'
me: 'the brand is hit?'
guy: '<i again heard hit>...'
me: 'hit??? sorry i'm not familiar with cigarettes... i don't smoke...'
guy: 'never mind... i'll just get my face shield at the office...'
ooops... i'm not sure whether
he misunderstood my apologies as an objection to buy
or
he simply got frustrated because i could not hear him right.
(we were speaking through face masks with additional face shield for me.)
i should just have asked him to spell...
anyway, now i'm wondering what brand that was supposed to be 🤔
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