meeting someone on behalf of a friend...
me: 'i'm wearing denims... then my top is, hmmm, what color is this? some shade of green... i don't really know what you call this... anyway, the sleeves are like those in the gown of elvira, mistress of the dark, you know that?'
guy: 'no...'
me: 'hmmm... the sleeves are like a bat, the one that flies...'
guy: 'how 'bout this, maybe 'twill be easier for you to recognize me... i'm wearing white... i'm with my wife and my son and my son is wearing blue...'
better... ; )
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