timing's off

i return missed calls on my phone...


***  caller 1 ***

me:  'you called?'

friend:  'yes...'

<blah>, <blah>, <blah>...  <blah>, <blah>, <blah>...  <blah>, <blah>, <blah>...

me:  'how come the line's not clear?'

friend:  'i'm taking a bath...'

ooops...  bye...


***  caller 2 ***

me:  'where are you?'

friend:  '<usual place>...'

me:  'how come line's not clear?'

friend:  'i dunno...'

me:  'and i heard breathing...'

friend chuckles...

then i hear a female voice...

ooops...  ♩ ♪  i did it again ♫ ♬...  ; p