my phone rings...
me: 'hello...'
caller: 'hello!'
i blurt out a pet name...
caller: 'why are you whispering?'
me: 'am i whispering? who's this?'
caller: 'you don't know who i am?!'
me: 'i think i do but suddenly i'm not sure...'
caller: 'who am i?'
me: 'i don't wanna mention a name... what if it's wrong?'
caller: 'so what if it's wrong?'
me: 'then you'd already know who i had in mind...'
caller: 'so what!'
me: 'i don't like it... that has happened to me before... i got a call... i thought it was this guy... ' turns out it was someone else... i learn from my lessons... i'm not gonna repeat that...'
caller: 'so you don't know me?!'
me: 'i think i do but i'm not 100% sure... i don't wanna risk it... say something no one else knows...'
caller: 'say something known only to me?'
me: 'duh! say something known to the two of us, a place, a thing, whatever, so i could confirm it's you...'
caller says his name...
gah!
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