pwned

i knock at my sister-in-law's house...

me:  'would you like to swap knives before i give them away?'

sister-in-law:  'my knives are okay...'

me:  'my knives are good...  they're tramontina...  what's yours?'

sister-in-law:  'there...'

ooops...  they're tramontina, too  ->  and better than mine...  :"}