heart ears

friend:  'what's that sound?'


me:  'shredder...  i'm shredding...'

friend:  'what the...  i'm trying to be cute here, my background music's a shredder?!'

me:  'y'know, if you're cute to me, i could have a jackhammer here and i'd still find you cute.  if not, we could have the sweetest music and i still won't find you cute.'

it's all in the heart 💘

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