saw someone throw tissue on the floor...
me: 'you dropped something...'
woman: 'what?'
me: 'there...'
woman: 'tissue?'
me: 'yes...'
woman: 'is it yours?'
me: 'no!'
woman: 'must be mine then...'
me: 'yes... i saw you drop it...'
intentionally, i think... >: (
vague
on the phone with my mom's DSL provider...
tech support: 'just leave your modem on, ma'am...'
me: 'for 24 hours again?'
tech support: 'just this day, ma'am...'
me: 'ah... so up to midnight?'
tech support: 'this day, ma'am...'
me: 'this day... what is 'this day'? midnight is this day... 10 pm, 9 pm, 8 pm is this day... if you tell me midnight, we'll just turn the modem off tomorrow... if you say 10 pm, we'll turn it off before we go to bed... can we turn it off 10 pm?'
tech support: 'you could, ma'am...'
me: 'so not necessarily midnight? it won't affect whatever you're doing if we turn if off 10 pm?'
tech support: 'you can turn it off after the line testing, ma'am...'
me: 'how do we know when the line testing is done? how long will that take?'
tech support: 'this day, ma'am...'
me: 'this day? you know, you should be more specific than that... you should give a time instead of just saying 'this day'... say midnight, 10 pm, 6 pm... next time be more specific, ok...'
tech support: 'ok, ma'am...'
you are welcome...
tech support: 'just leave your modem on, ma'am...'
me: 'for 24 hours again?'
tech support: 'just this day, ma'am...'
me: 'ah... so up to midnight?'
tech support: 'this day, ma'am...'
me: 'this day... what is 'this day'? midnight is this day... 10 pm, 9 pm, 8 pm is this day... if you tell me midnight, we'll just turn the modem off tomorrow... if you say 10 pm, we'll turn it off before we go to bed... can we turn it off 10 pm?'
tech support: 'you could, ma'am...'
me: 'so not necessarily midnight? it won't affect whatever you're doing if we turn if off 10 pm?'
tech support: 'you can turn it off after the line testing, ma'am...'
me: 'how do we know when the line testing is done? how long will that take?'
tech support: 'this day, ma'am...'
me: 'this day? you know, you should be more specific than that... you should give a time instead of just saying 'this day'... say midnight, 10 pm, 6 pm... next time be more specific, ok...'
tech support: 'ok, ma'am...'
you are welcome...
make it double
i choked...
me: 'number!'
sister: '10!'
me: '10 again?! J again?! why is it always 10???'
sister: 'okay... make it 20...'
me: 'oh... so J remembered me twice?'
; p
me: 'number!'
sister: '10!'
me: '10 again?! J again?! why is it always 10???'
sister: 'okay... make it 20...'
me: 'oh... so J remembered me twice?'
; p
icing on the cake
picking up cake i ordered last week yet... i've been seated in the bar for quite some time and they have yet to hand me the cake (well, they did serve me chips while i was waiting)...
me: 'why is it taking too long?'
staff: 'sorry, ma'am... we ran out of boxes... they're still getting from the stockroom...'
oh...
hmmm... what if we just leave the cake exposed? no one will be eating the box anyway... ; p
me: 'why is it taking too long?'
staff: 'sorry, ma'am... we ran out of boxes... they're still getting from the stockroom...'
oh...
hmmm... what if we just leave the cake exposed? no one will be eating the box anyway... ; p
sharing
i excitedly called a friend...
me: 'there's this cute shoes... canvas... with lip prints... it's on sale... i'm buying... you want, too? we'll match...'
friend: 'what kind of shoes?'
me: 'hmmm... rubber shoes? well, it's not really rubber shoes... it's like the shoes girls wear for P.E... and then it has a lip design...'
friend: 'where?'
me: 'all over... it has lip prints all over... you know lipstick marks? like that... cute...'
friend: 'it's buy one, take one?'
me: 'huh?! no! you think i called you because it's buy one, take one?! i called you because it's on sale and i have an additional 20% discount plus free shipping because i have other purchases... i'm calling for you not for me!'
wahaha... why suddenly ballistic??? ;"p
keep calm
and
buy cute shoes
; )
me: 'there's this cute shoes... canvas... with lip prints... it's on sale... i'm buying... you want, too? we'll match...'
friend: 'what kind of shoes?'
me: 'hmmm... rubber shoes? well, it's not really rubber shoes... it's like the shoes girls wear for P.E... and then it has a lip design...'
friend: 'where?'
me: 'all over... it has lip prints all over... you know lipstick marks? like that... cute...'
friend: 'it's buy one, take one?'
me: 'huh?! no! you think i called you because it's buy one, take one?! i called you because it's on sale and i have an additional 20% discount plus free shipping because i have other purchases... i'm calling for you not for me!'
wahaha... why suddenly ballistic??? ;"p
keep calm
and
buy cute shoes
; )
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