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saw someone throw tissue on the floor...

me:  'you dropped something...'

woman:  'what?'

me:  'there...'

woman:  'tissue?'

me:  'yes...'

woman:  'is it yours?'

me:  'no!'

woman:  'must be mine then...'

me:  'yes...  i saw you drop it...'

intentionally, i think...  >: (