there's this shop in shopee, everytime the P45 shipping discount voucher is applicable to their product, their shipping fee is P80.
on days when the promotional shipping discount is not applicable to the very same product, their shipping fee is P45.
🙄
on the contrary...
friend telling me about his shopee purchases...
me: "did you get free shipping? they have free shipping midnight to 2 a.m., noon to 2 p.m. and 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. that's savings of 45 pesos. you don't just stumble on that."
friend: "yesterday i stumbled upon 50 pesos. also 10 pesos."
wahaha... #pwned 🤣
perspective
question: 'what's that? apron?'
me: 'no... seat cover...'
and i found myself wondering how someone could mistake these hanging inside-out foam-exposed car seat covers for an apron. what an awful-looking apron that would be.
later i realized we were at opposite ends of the clothes bar and on her side were aprons while on mine were the seat covers.
there is logic to the madness.
all or nothing
cousin telling me she didn't join my 'contest' anymore because there'd be only three 'winners' and she saw that she was already late.
me: 'you're not late! the day ended with only one qualifier.' 🤦♀️
background:
it was the last day of my quarantine and to 'celebrate,' i posted in facebook that i'll make a Moment Cam caricature for the first three to send me a private message saying
"good health!"
i wasn't sure whether they were not really gunning for the caricature but there were those who were so close.
some posted "good health" as a comment on my post instead of in a private message;
others sent me messages but with no mention of "good health" whatsoever.
only one followed my instructions to the letter. only she got a caricature.
i thought of making caricatures for those who commented "good health" on the post instead of sending it as a private message. i decided against it though. uhm, i don't want to reward non-compliance. 😉
me: 'you're not late! the day ended with only one qualifier.' 🤦♀️
background:
it was the last day of my quarantine and to 'celebrate,' i posted in facebook that i'll make a Moment Cam caricature for the first three to send me a private message saying
"good health!"
i wasn't sure whether they were not really gunning for the caricature but there were those who were so close.
some posted "good health" as a comment on my post instead of in a private message;
others sent me messages but with no mention of "good health" whatsoever.
only one followed my instructions to the letter. only she got a caricature.
i thought of making caricatures for those who commented "good health" on the post instead of sending it as a private message. i decided against it though. uhm, i don't want to reward non-compliance. 😉
causation
dissuading a friend from going on a long (bike) ride alone. i was urging him to find a buddy / join a group.
he said his buddy cannot join him anymore because of a cough.
he elaborated:
the buddy
was biking along the highway;
suddenly experienced intense coughing;
blinked;
wasn't able to brake;
didn't see the pothole;
hit the pothole;
lost control;
reached the sidewalk.
on the sidewalk, there were students waiting for the bus.
the buddy almost hit the group.
the students broke into screams.
good thing the brake worked.
the buddy fell.
kinda grave
(he had no helmet).
good thing the traffic group was present.
they helped him.
he had no injuries but the bike was damaged.
he had to walk home.
he even borrowed bus money from a traffic enforcer.
my friend said
the bike fit into the bus.
[i was like,
of course! duh!]
anyway, he said the buddy cannot join him anymore because the bike was damaged.
to sum up,
he said the bike was damaged because the buddy coughed.
huh?!
ahahahahaha... long story made short... whatta jump! 🦋🦘🤣
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