say what?

a neighbor was telling my brother that i texted his wife telling her that someone attempted to open my brother's door nighttime.


huh?!

i corrected him.
i told him:
-  i did not text his wife.  i do not have her number.
-  it was my mom's gate, not my brother's, a prospective intruder unsuccessfully tried to open.
-  the attempt, caught on security cam, happened daytime not nighttime.

interesting how something so simple could morph into something so factually inaccurate 😦

what's on my bed

i was watching a "what's in my bag" video in bed and thought maybe i could make a "what's on my bed" inventory instead 😄

(i rarely bring a bag 🤦‍♀️)

i actually have a desk overhanging a twelfth of my bed (i roughly measured with my arm, hehe) but i'm not going to include that because
-  the objects there don't touch the bed
-  i could move it away from the bed anytime i just don't

so what actually are on my bed?
1.  queen-size pillow
2.  donut-shaped pillow
3.  turning pillow
4.  coccyx pillow
5.  2' x 1' money pillow ->  a pillow that looks like a giant 1,000 peso bill

6.  flat iron mat
7.  red face towel folded in three on top of the iron mat
8.  himalayan salt lamp lying (yes, not standing.  nope, i don't plug it on.) on top of the red face towel

9.  300 x 100 x 0.5 mm 99.9% pure copper plate where i put my phone when it's on my bed
(i got it because of it's antimicrobial properties.)

10.  red fabric (draped on my headboard)

i'm not at all a fan of red (or any bright color for that matter) but i have it on my bed because the color is supposed to drive away ghosts 👻

😳🤭🤣

heart ears

friend:  'what's that sound?'


me:  'shredder...  i'm shredding...'

friend:  'what the...  i'm trying to be cute here, my background music's a shredder?!'

me:  'y'know, if you're cute to me, i could have a jackhammer here and i'd still find you cute.  if not, we could have the sweetest music and i still won't find you cute.'

it's all in the heart 💘

research

zoom meeting...


participant 1:  'do you do research?'

participant 2:  'yes.'

participant 1:  'alpha-beta?'

me:  'wah!  i didn't even know there's alpha and beta in research!  is there zeta?'

🤦‍♀️🤭🤣

incentive

an object fell under my bed and i was having a hard time reaching it.  then i asked myself,

'if there's a one million prize for getting this, what would i do?'

well,
i got a flashlight...
i got a long pole...
i got a curved stick...
i did some super stretching...
boom!  i got it! 😁