simply put

the following message made laugh:

Sa restaurant:

Waiter:  Ano po ang order nila, ma'am?

Amo:  Half-chicken meal na lang.  Ikaw, Inday, ano order mo?

Inday:  I would like a dish of sauted pork & chicken boiled in thick essence of soy sauce and veggies, like carrots, cauliflower & baguio beans, sprinkled generously w/ fine spices & spring onion plus generous garnish of shrimp & chicken liver!

Amo:  Waiter, bigyan mo raw ng chopsuey itong babaeng ito!  Pakidamihan mo ng vetsin para mamatay na!

; )

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