Sa restaurant:
Waiter: Ano po ang order nila, ma'am?
Amo: Half-chicken meal na lang. Ikaw, Inday, ano order mo?
Inday: I would like a dish of sauted pork & chicken boiled in thick essence of soy sauce and veggies, like carrots, cauliflower & baguio beans, sprinkled generously w/ fine spices & spring onion plus generous garnish of shrimp & chicken liver!
Amo: Waiter, bigyan mo raw ng chopsuey itong babaeng ito! Pakidamihan mo ng vetsin para mamatay na!
; )
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