private talk

i was on the phone with someone.  he said he has nothing to post, no color for what's underneath, because he has none.  yeah, right.

anyway, our conversation veered to mine.  i said it's a pink and yellow string.

he did not seem to know what a string is.  (c'mon!)

i said you have bikinis where the side is wide, a string has a narrow side, half the width of a finger maybe.

he said he has wide fingers.

oh, ok.  make that one-third of yours.

ugh!  i can't believe i'm discussing undies with a guy...  : }