i was on the phone with someone yesterday and we had this exchange:
me: 'he sang to me in japanese...'
guy: 'voltes 5?
♩ ♪ tatoe arashi ga hukou tomo ♫ ♬'
me: 'heh! not that!'
guy chuckles.
me: 'he also said he wanted to write me a poem but his mind wasn't working.'
guy: 'oh, really?'
me: 'yup. he's tired. then he said my shirts were beside him when he slept.'
guy: 'maybe those shirts belonged to your ex?'
me: 'hello! i'm not that crass! they're mine... he slept with my shirts by his side...'
guy: 'and then his saliva drips on them.'
huh?!
ugh! some people just like to spoil your joy... >: (
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