walker

mom:  'how far is the reception from the church?'

cousin:  'maybe from here to <place>...'

mom:  'is that walking distance?'

cousin:  'oh, it's too far to walk...'

me:  'ei, you're just like <my sister>...  she says that's far...  it's near to me...  i go there often...  i just walk...'

cousin:  'i see you!  and i'm thinking, 'why is she just walking?!''

haha...  distance is relative...

and, ta-daaannn...  i always say i don't exercise...  come to think of it, i walk  ->  distances others would think are far...  ei, i exercise after all...  goody-good!  yea!!!