glutton

dad eating cake...

sister offers him macaroni salad...

he declines saying it might not go well with what he's eating.

me:  'oh?  i think it's ok...  at parties they have both cake and salad, right?'

dad:  'yes...  but you'll have to choose...'

ooops...  you're supposed to choose?!  i've been having both...  : }