qualifying round

high school classmate 1:  'cynthia, i'm going to introduce someone to you!!!  he's single!'

me:  'aw!  i don't want single...  i'm separated and then he's single?!  i want someone who's also separated...'

high school classmate 1:  'really?!  ok...  i'll marry him off to <classmate 2> first and then after a year they'll separate...  he'll be good enough for you then...'

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