i've been shopping in a countdown sale with points and the brand new items i get i swap with my mom's old stuff. then the old stuff i get from her i give to her laundrywoman.
another swap is coming and my mom goes: 'i like the old one...'
me: 'oh... okay... i'll just give the new one to <laundrywoman>... it's immaterial to me who gets it... i'm not going to use it anyway... i really intend to just give it away...'
mom: 'i like the new one, too...'
me: 'oh... so get the new and give me your old...'
mom: 'i mean i like the new one but i'd like to keep the old as well...'
oh! both, eh! hmmm...
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