blabber

talking about septic tanks (of all things!  ugh!)...  segued...

friend:  'you know what the worst-smelling part of a person's body is?'

me:  'what?'

friend:  'the belly button...'

me:  'huh?!  the belly button does not smell!'

friend:  'it does!'

me:  'it does?!  well, if it does it shouldn't smell bad...'

friend:  'when you clean your navel, smell the dirt, it smells awful...'

me:  'haha...  why on earth would you smell it???  anyway, i'm sure mine doesn't...'

friend:  'because your navel isn't deep...'

me:  'who told you my navel isn't deep?  it is...'

friend:  'you know they say if your navel is deep your v_ _ _ _ _ is also deep...'

me:  'so?  is there anything wrong with that?  that's really how it's supposed to be, isn't it?'

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