from what i hear

me:  '♩ ♪  hello, hello, baby
you called, i can't hear a thing  ♫ ♬'

4-year-old boy:  'what song is that?'

me:  'telephone...  you know who sang it?  lady gaga...'

boy then sings, too:
'♩ ♪  ah te a por
pumi pumi pumi pumi
ah te a por  ♫ ♬'

me:  'haha...  versace on the floor!  you know who sang that?'

boy:  'mama...'

move over, bruno...  ; p