friend: 'what were you doing 11:30 last night?'
me: 'what's so significant about 11:30?'
friend: 'nothing... i just wanna know...'
me: 'why do you wanna know?'
friend: 'why not?'
me: 'why not not?'
friend: 'stop that! what were you doing 11:30?!'
me: 'haha... why so testy?! now i'm not gonna tell you...'
friend: 'please...'
me: 'haha... good... well, i was probably listening to 'bad things' for the gazillionth time...'
friend: 'what's that?'
me: 'song... camila cabello and machine gun kelly... i heard it at the mall last month... i googled it a few days later and have had it on repeat for several days now...'
friend: 'how does it go?'
me: 'just google it... bad things, camila...'
friend: 'sing me the chorus...'
me: 'i dunno which one is the chorus... it's rap... i just know camila's part... you should hear how she sings it... sooo good!!! ♩ ♪ you can't explain it ♫ ♬... haha...'
friend: 'just sing me her lines then...'
me: 'you have wifi... just google 'bad things' by machine gun kelly...'
friend: 'i'm surprised you liked that... bad things... machine gun...'
me: 'it's a love song...'
friend: 'bad things and it's a love song???'
me: 'well, it's kinda sensual but i still consider it a love song... i dunno others...'
friend: 'sing me a few lines...'
me: 'i won't be doing it justice! camila sings it sooo well...'
friend: 'it doesn't matter... i'd take you over camila anytime...'
me: 'awww!!! okay, okay [yup, i'm gullible like that]... but promise you'd listen to the original later... it's something else...'
friend: 'ok...'
i vocalize, hahaha, then break out into:
'♩ ♪ am i out of my head?
am i out of my mind?
if you only knew the bad things i like
don't think that i can explain it
what can i say, it's complicated ♫ ♬
♩ ♪ don't matter what you say
don't matter what you do
i only wanna do bad things to you
so good that you can't explain it
what can i say, it's complicated ♫ ♬'
friend: 'wow! that's a sex song!'
ei, i'm a hopeless romantic... ;")
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