early

i was out with former officemates last night...  around 11:30 p.m., i noticed a missed call from my mom's number and a text message from my sister asking where i was.

i call my sister to 'report' my whereabouts...  ; )

this morning i tell them my companions were chuckling that at my age my mom still checks on me.

my sister goes, 'in fairness, mom didn't ask me to text you...'

mom:  'i wasn't checking on you, huh!  i'm used to you coming home at unholy hours...'

me:  'hey...  that was when i was still at <former residence>, mom...  since i transferred here (just a few paces away from their place) i've been coming home early...'

early morning...  JOKE!!!  ; p