brioche

me:  'i wanna try this...  how do you pronounce this?  is it french or italian?'

sister:  'let's try it...'

me:  'but then how are we going to order it if we don't know how to pronounce it?'

sister:  'write it down...'

me:  'huh?!  it's the crew who writes, not the customer...'

sister:  'point to it on the menu...'

me:  'their menu's high up on the board...  how do they know which line i'm pointing at?'

sister:  'point to a picture...'

why don't i just have a burger?  ; )