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small piece of fish left on the plate...

mom:  'why don't you finish that?'

me:  'i'm full...'

sister:  'i've had dessert...'

mom:  'it's just a few bites...'

me to sister:  'you finish it...  it's okay even if you've had dessert...  me, i'm really full...'

sister:  'you should be the one to eat it, you're thin...'

me:  'huh?!  i'm not thin!'

sister:  'you are!'

me:  'i was before when i lost weight but i've gained back some so i'm not thin anymore...'

sister:  'you're still thin...'

me, raising my arms:  'how could you call this thin?!  look at that...'

mom:  'you're not really thin but compared to her, you are...'

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