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checking out cookware at a department store...  i was asking about certain things and looking for certain features and choosing this over that because this is like this while that is like that, blah-blah-blah...

saleslady:  'wow!  i didn't know that, ma'am!  maybe you're a good cook, ma'am...'

me:  'oh!  hehe...  no!  actually, i don't cook...  i just check the web to see what's good plus i read reviews by those who've actually used the product so i'd know what i should and should not buy...'

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