friend wants me to go with them out of town...
me: 'that's a family trip! why should i be there?'
friend: 'you're family, too...'
me: 'well... but you said you're going to be there to ensure they're safe... so you'd be following them... i don't want to be following couples around... i don't third wheel... two pairs, ok...'
friend: 'we're the pair!'
me: 'i mean a real pair, coosome twosome... they're boyfriend-girlfriend... should be another couple...'
friend: 'i'll tell her boyfriend you're my girlfriend...'
me: 'haha... he might believe you! same-sex marriage is legal where he's from...'
friend: 'so is it a yes or a no?'
me: 'no.'
friend: 'c'mon... accompany me... please...'
me: 'your daughter's there... you have company...'
friend: 'i have the room all to myself...'
me: 'you're used to that...'
friend: 'please...'
me: 'we were bringing you there before, everything free, you didn't go... why should i go now?'
friend: 'because you've been there... you already know where to go... and you can take nice pictures of us...'
aha! hahaha... ; p
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