pageant-meaning

caller:  '... habang kumakain ka, tititigan kita... baka ma-conscious ka...'

i chuckle.

the guy backtracks, 'no, of course i'm not going to do anything that will make you feel uncomfortable.'

me:  'sanay ako diyan.  baka ikaw ma-conscious, papa-ikutin kita.'

caller:  'paglalaruan mo 'ko???'

me:  'huh?!  quarter-turn!'

oh, homonyms...  : }