friend: 'how's <toot>?'
me: 'huh?! i dunno...'
friend: 'you didn't even show him to me!'
me: 'i didn't see him!'
friend: 'hasn't he arrived?'
me: 'i dunno... but i did have missed calls from <hotel> last month... the number is in my contacts list from last year yet so i know it was <hotel>... i just dunno whether it was really the hotel calling me or him...'
friend: 'it might have been him!'
me: 'maybe... maybe not... last time we talked i told him if he rings me one more time i'm going to report him to his wife... that scared the daylights out of him he finally stopped...'
had i known that line would be effective i would have used it long ago... anyway, better late than later... ; )
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