my phone rings...

caller:  'you want chocolate?'

me:  'of course!  what sort of question is that?'

caller:  'you want to buy?'

me:  'hahaha...  how come you're selling to me now?'

caller:  'i'm not selling...  i'm just here...'

me:  'where?'

caller:  '<place>...'

me:  'why do they have chocolates there?'

caller:  'they have a sale...  in case you're in the area you might want to drop by...'

me:  'oh...  haha...  okay...'

for years now whenever he calls to ask whether i like something it means he's going to give me, as in, for free.  for a while there i thought i'm suddenly not worth it anymore...  ;"p

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